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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Feb
18

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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Social Club $20 Parma Night
Feb
19

Social Club $20 Parma Night

Just another little way to give back to our paid up members, Thursday Night Chicken Parma (or Parmi if you’re not Victorian) w Chips & Salad with a beverage purchase.

It pays to be in the inner circle!

If you’re not a member yet, what are you waiting for?

Sign up at the bar for all the perks.

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TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
Feb
24

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event!

Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Feb
25

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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Social Club $20 Parma Night
Feb
26

Social Club $20 Parma Night

Just another little way to give back to our paid up members, Thursday Night Chicken Parma (or Parmi if you’re not Victorian) w Chips & Salad with a beverage purchase.

It pays to be in the inner circle!

If you’re not a member yet, what are you waiting for?

Sign up at the bar for all the perks.

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A Journey Through Australian Chardonnay, Saturday 28th February.
Feb
28

A Journey Through Australian Chardonnay, Saturday 28th February.

Settle in for a relaxed evening celebrating some of Australia’s most interesting chardonnay and maybe a cheeky Kiwi cameo, paired with a five‑course menu from Chef Tim.

Guest Patrick Eckle of Cold Acre Wines will guide us through the regions and their standout chardonnays, with each course designed to highlight their character & charm. Expect great food, great wine, and even better company.

Tickets $180pp via the trybooking link below;

**Sorry folks, this menu is not dairy free/coeliac or vegan friendly.**

Fettunta di Granchio; Foccacia with whipped champagne butter

Crumbed scallop with apple aquafaba.

Fettucine with butter, sage and Parmigiano Reggiano.

 

Snapper baked in a salt crust with citrus, served with a summer herb salad.

 

Roman chicken roasted with peppers and oregano.

Potato roasted with celery and green olives.

 Chardonnay jelly with strawberry.

 Cheese course.

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Mar
4

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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Social Club $20 Parma Night
Mar
5

Social Club $20 Parma Night

Just another little way to give back to our paid up members, Thursday Night Chicken Parma (or Parmi if you’re not Victorian) w Chips & Salad with a beverage purchase.

It pays to be in the inner circle!

If you’re not a member yet, what are you waiting for?

Sign up at the bar for all the perks.

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MONTHLY SOCIAL CLUB CASH DRAW
Mar
6

MONTHLY SOCIAL CLUB CASH DRAW

Friday 5th December 6-8pm.

Keep an eye on our socials and our Social club board at the bar to find out the jackpot amount!

Not a member yet? Sign up at the bar!

Membership is just $25 per year for individuals or $40 for couples and families. Members enjoy perks like exclusive happy hours, invites to private events, points for every dollar spent (redeemable on food and drinks), priority access and discounts on ticketed events, and more.

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INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY ‘Balancing the scales.’
Mar
8

INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY ‘Balancing the scales.’

International Women’s Day 2026 at The Kyneton Hotel

Join us as we honour this year’s Australian theme, Balancing the Scales, with an afternoon dedicated to leadership, equity and community connection.

Enjoy canapés and a glass of fizz as we welcome Sally Fielke as our guest speaker.

Sally will share insights from her leadership across NSW Rugby, the NSW Waratahs and major Australian organisations including Coles, Sydney Airport, the AHA (NT & NSW) and News Corp. A Q&A will follow, offering guests the chance to explore her experiences further.

We’ll also hear from Nat Korinfsky of the Kyneton Women’s Football Club, who will provide an update on the club’s, journey growth and future direction.

We wil conclude with a spritz bar, roaming canapés, a chance to mingle with likeminded locals, and a silent auction supporting the Loddon Orange Door.

Tickets $55 (includes a glass of sparkling on arrival and roaming canapes) on sale soon..

$15 from every ticket, along with all silent auction proceeds, will go toward providing new clothing for women and families accessing The Orange Door.

A afternoon of leadership, fairness and community, all in the spirit of Balancing the Scales.

If you would like to be involved or donate something toward the silen auction, please contact alison@thekynetonhotel.com.au

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TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
Mar
10

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event!

Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Mar
11

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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Social Club $20 Parma Night
Mar
12

Social Club $20 Parma Night

Just another little way to give back to our paid up members, Thursday Night Chicken Parma (or Parmi if you’re not Victorian) w Chips & Salad with a beverage purchase.

It pays to be in the inner circle!

If you’re not a member yet, what are you waiting for?

Sign up at the bar for all the perks.

View Event →
Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Mar
18

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

View Event →
Social Club $20 Parma Night
Mar
19

Social Club $20 Parma Night

Just another little way to give back to our paid up members, Thursday Night Chicken Parma (or Parmi if you’re not Victorian) w Chips & Salad with a beverage purchase.

It pays to be in the inner circle!

If you’re not a member yet, what are you waiting for?

Sign up at the bar for all the perks.

View Event →
TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
Mar
24

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event!

Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Mar
25

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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Social Club $20 Parma Night
Mar
26

Social Club $20 Parma Night

Just another little way to give back to our paid up members, Thursday Night Chicken Parma (or Parmi if you’re not Victorian) w Chips & Salad with a beverage purchase.

It pays to be in the inner circle!

If you’re not a member yet, what are you waiting for?

Sign up at the bar for all the perks.

View Event →
Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Apr
1

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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MONTHLY SOCIAL CLUB CASH DRAW
Apr
3

MONTHLY SOCIAL CLUB CASH DRAW

Keep an eye on our socials and our Social club board at the bar to find out the jackpot amount!

Not a member yet? Sign up at the bar!

Membership is just $25 per year for individuals or $40 for couples and families. Members enjoy perks like exclusive happy hours, invites to private events, points for every dollar spent (redeemable on food and drinks), priority access and discounts on ticketed events, and more.

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TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
Apr
7

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event!

Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

View Event →
Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Apr
8

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Apr
15

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
Apr
21

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event!

Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Apr
22

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Apr
29

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
May
5
to 6 May

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event!

Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

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LOVE BITES
Feb
14

LOVE BITES

Yes, Sam & Alison are getting married. So, obviously we don’t think love is overrated.

Valentine’s Day though?

Absolutely.

LOVE BITES is for everyone, loved up, fed up, families, the emotionally unavailable, and the BBQ‑motivated.

No pressure, no roses, no awkward prix‑fixe menus, just a bloody good time.

From 5pm;

Beer Garden BBQ • Music Bingo • And 'Cupid" @djsammysparkles bringing Vinyl Vibes from 7pm.

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Social Club $20 Parma Night
Feb
12

Social Club $20 Parma Night

Just another little way to give back to our paid up members, Thursday Night Chicken Parma (or Parmi if you’re not Victorian) w Chips & Salad with a beverage purchase.

It pays to be in the inner circle!

If you’re not a member yet, what are you waiting for?

Sign up at the bar for all the perks.

View Event →
Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Feb
11

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
Feb
10

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event!

Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

See you in January same time, same place, similar average “prizes”!

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

View Event →
MONTHLY SOCIAL CLUB CASH DRAW
Feb
6

MONTHLY SOCIAL CLUB CASH DRAW

Keep an eye on our socials and our Social club board at the bar to find out the jackpot amount!

Not a member yet? Sign up at the bar!

Membership is just $25 per year for individuals or $40 for couples and families.

Members enjoy perks like exclusive happy hours, $10 Pints on Mondays, $20 Parmas Thursday Nights, invites to private events, points for every dollar spent (redeemable on food and drinks), priority access and discounts on ticketed events, and more.

View Event →
Social Club $20 Parma Night
Feb
5

Social Club $20 Parma Night

Just another little way to give back to our paid up members, Thursday Night Chicken Parma (or Parmi if you’re not Victorian) w Chips & Salad with a beverage purchase.

It pays to be in the inner circle!

If you’re not a member yet, what are you waiting for?

Sign up at the bar for all the perks.

View Event →
Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Feb
4

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Butter Chicken, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Jan
28

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Butter Chicken, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
Jan
27

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event!

Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

See you in January same time, same place, similar average “prizes”!

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Jan
21

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Butter Chicken, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Jan
14

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Butter Chicken, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
Jan
13

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event!

Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

See you in January same time, same place, similar average “prizes”!

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Jan
7

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Butter Chicken, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Dec
24

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Butter Chicken, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

** Not valid on public holidays **

View Event →
Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Dec
17

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids fettucine or Kids Banger & Mash.

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TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
Dec
16

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

The last one for 2025..

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event!

Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

See you in January same time, same place, similar average “prizes”!

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Dec
10

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Butter Chicken, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Dec
3

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Butter Chicken, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

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TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
Dec
2

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

Yep that’s right.. it’s Tuesday Trivia.

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event! Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

See you in two weeks, same time, same place, similar questionable “prizes”!

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Nov
26

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Butter Chicken, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

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SOCIAL CLUB MEMBERS CHRISTMAS
Nov
22

SOCIAL CLUB MEMBERS CHRISTMAS

SOCIAL CLUB MEMBERS, SAVE THIS DATE!

Join us on Saturday 22nd November for a cheeky, retro-themed Christmas bash at The Kyneton Hotel. Think daggy jumpers, tinsel galore, and a festive arvo filled with fun, food, and community spirit.

More info coming soon.

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Nov
19

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Butter Chicken, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

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TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA
Nov
18

TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA

Yep that’s right.. after our little break Cup week.. it’s time again for Tuesday Trivia.

Welcome back to the world’s least prestigious trivia event! Where the only thing higher than the stakes is the number of groans from Sam’s bad jokes..

See you in two weeks, same time, same place, similar questionable “prizes”!

Email; hello@thekynetonhotel.com.au to book your spot!

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Feed the kids for a Fiver!!
Nov
12

Feed the kids for a Fiver!!

Make your Hump Day a Happy one with $5 kids’ meals every Wednesday at The Kyneton Hotel. Fill their tummies and give yourself a guilt free excuse to enjoy a mid-week beverage. It’s a win-win situation.

  • Children 12 & under only. Only on items from the kids menu.

  • Chicken Tenders & Chips, Kids Cheeseburger, Kids Butter Chicken, Kids Pasta or Kids Banger & Mash.

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